Would it be horribly unethical

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for me to make this Trump supporter think the nearby cop is a giant cheeseburger? Because he won't shut up and the rampant stupidity I've had to put up with since getting to this country is starting to wear on my last nerve.

Besides, he's distracting me from my coffee. He deserves it.

~S

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[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

You should not look to me for moral or ethical good advice.

Make him think he is a horrible type of hamburger sandwich. Not a good kind, yes?

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

Ooh, ooh, how about one of those atrocious jello salads from the 50s?

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Euw, vegetable aspics.

[xp-cuckoos.livejournal.com]

To be fair, she's not as worried about the ethical side of things as she is the fact that she might accidentally get the shop closed down temporarily due to some 'unknown hallucenogenic compound' in the air.

~I

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Are you in the coffee shop from our talk several weeks ago? If so, yes, do not get it shut down. They are nice ...

well they tolerate us because we tip well, but they are remarkably understanding of things like dinosaurs and renting out entire back rooms

[xp-cuckoos.livejournal.com]

Different shop, not so far away. The coffee is okay, but there's nowhere closer that isn't wretched.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Just go to the coffee shop from before, they are not wretched unless you antagonise the baristas -do not antagonise the baristas- and as long as they know your tastes and you tip well they will generally stock odd things like "I like to put used motor oil in my macchiato" or "I eat raw eggs"

[xp-cuckoos.livejournal.com]

Esme had a prior engagement, or I would have.

~S