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Apr. 30th, 2026 02:14 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
xp_cuckoosAwake at 3AM with five simultaneous migraines is just the best.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
If anyone needs us tomorrow, no you do not.
xp_cuckoos
back dated log: Liam and Sharon
Jul. 15th, 2025 08:22 pmxp_liono posting in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png){kind=small}
xp_logsSharon finds out what Liam is doing now that he's 18 and confronts him. And fish.
( Kitten is taking a break from his hussy ways. )
( Kitten is taking a break from his hussy ways. )
Search maintenance
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dw_maintenanceHappy Wednesday!
I'm taking search offline sometime today to upgrade the server to a new instance type. It should be down for a day or so -- sorry for the inconvenience. If you're curious, the existing search machine is over 10 years old and was starting to accumulate a decade of cruft...!
Also, apparently these older machines cost more than twice what the newer ones cost, on top of being slower. Trying to save a bit of maintenance and cost, and hopefully a Wednesday is okay!
Edited: The other cool thing is that this also means that the search index will be effectively realtime afterwards... no more waiting a few minutes for the indexer to catch new content.
OH MY EVERYTHING
Apr. 21st, 2026 07:59 pmxp_lusizedGUESS WHAT WHOLE MILK BITCH HAS A LINE ON TICKETS FOR CATS: THE JELLICLE BALL
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time tothe devil the fucking grind of helping with youth theater
At least two and I can maybe get four if I beg on my knees and sell at least a few weeks of future ashley's time to
[Sooraya, Haller] The Mess You Made
Apr. 21st, 2026 08:55 amxp_legion posting in xp_logsNow that the chaos has settled, it's time for the clean-up.
( I don't know if Madin is gonna be any more happy with this, to be honest. )
( I don't know if Madin is gonna be any more happy with this, to be honest. )
Last Week in X-Project!
Apr. 21st, 2026 07:10 pmseraangel posting in x_projectTo read along with the game, visit xp_friends! (Any corrections required, please email seraangelus@yahoo.co.uk)
( April 13 to April 22nd )
( April 13 to April 22nd )
A new rule has been created
Apr. 20th, 2026 10:15 pmxp_catseyeI have decided that no one in GenX is allowed to use their powers until and unless they can be adequately explained in a Powerpoint.
If I'm going to spend forty minutes coaxing my sons from behind a refrigerator because the vacuum cleaner came to life and went on an unmanned rampage I'm owed something more than "I just make weird things happen."
Billy Kaplan, you may expect their therapy bill.
If I'm going to spend forty minutes coaxing my sons from behind a refrigerator because the vacuum cleaner came to life and went on an unmanned rampage I'm owed something more than "I just make weird things happen."
Billy Kaplan, you may expect their therapy bill.
Attention please
Apr. 20th, 2026 10:51 pmxp_wiccanSorry about yesterday. It won't happen again.
I don't even know how I did it. My powers shouldn't work like that. I just make weird things happen, but this was like REALLY weird.
Anyway, sorry.
I don't even know how I did it. My powers shouldn't work like that. I just make weird things happen, but this was like REALLY weird.
Anyway, sorry.
Chaos!
Apr. 20th, 2026 12:21 amxp_speed posting in xp_logsEmily, Sharon, and Tommy witness the animal kingdom in action in the halls of the mansion.
( Nooo! The bunnies! )
Tommy tracks down Billy, and his phone spouts some unhelpful suggestions.
( The mansions gone all Beauty and the Beast )
( Nooo! The bunnies! )
Tommy tracks down Billy, and his phone spouts some unhelpful suggestions.
( The mansions gone all Beauty and the Beast )
Chaos Magic
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:27 pmxp_artie posting in xp_logsHaller, Paige and Madin face the night afternoon of the living husks.
( the hand got up and crawled towards her, not unlike Thing from the Addams Family )
Artie and Jean-Phillipe bail when denied access to coffee.
( Mamma mia! Non mi touchi! Bastardo! )
( the hand got up and crawled towards her, not unlike Thing from the Addams Family )
Artie and Jean-Phillipe bail when denied access to coffee.
( Mamma mia! Non mi touchi! Bastardo! )
THE SWEENEY - Log 10
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:32 pmxp_changeling posting in xp_logsThe trail finally leads to The Sweeney.
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( It would be more fun if it was about the absurdly named sativa strains. At least then one of us has to say Skywalker Kush without smiling. )
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( It would be more fun if it was about the absurdly named sativa strains. At least then one of us has to say Skywalker Kush without smiling. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 9
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:28 pmxp_changeling posting in xp_logsMA and Amanda find the final link to the missing man.
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( I would not insult you by offering anything less than remarkable. )
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( I would not insult you by offering anything less than remarkable. )
Alert: All Residents
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:27 pmxp_emplate posting in xp_communicationThe following text is sent to all resident phones.
INCIDENT ALERT: TRAINING ACCIDENT
THREAT LEVEL: LOW
STAFF RESPONSE IN PROGRESS
INCIDENT ALERT: TRAINING ACCIDENT
THREAT LEVEL: LOW
STAFF RESPONSE IN PROGRESS
THE SWEENEY - Log 8
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:24 pmxp_changeling posting in xp_logsTopaz engages into a little high stakes underground gambling.
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( Adam said he'd buy something nice if I was a good luck charm, )
WARNING: Explicit content and language.
( Adam said he'd buy something nice if I was a good luck charm, )
Sunday Afternoon: The Chaos Rolls In [Clarice, Marius, Kyle, Laura, Gaia]
Apr. 19th, 2026 02:22 pmxp_emplate posting in xp_logsAs Billy wraps his training session with Wanda, Marius and Clarice discover strange things are afoot at the mansion.
( That...was not in the manual. )
Events escalate. Marius recruits Kyle in a search for logic, which Gaia and Laura (partially) provide.
( I believe it is one of the newcomers. The one who consorts with the witch. )
( That...was not in the manual. )
Events escalate. Marius recruits Kyle in a search for logic, which Gaia and Laura (partially) provide.
( I believe it is one of the newcomers. The one who consorts with the witch. )
THE SWEENEY - Log 7
Apr. 19th, 2026 03:21 pmxp_changeling posting in xp_logsClea and Stephen have a meeting with a particularly oily contact.
WARNING: Explicit content and language
( You know, intellectually, we all know a twenty thousand quid bottle of scotch exists. )>
WARNING: Explicit content and language
( You know, intellectually, we all know a twenty thousand quid bottle of scotch exists. )>