Would it be horribly unethical

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for me to make this Trump supporter think the nearby cop is a giant cheeseburger? Because he won't shut up and the rampant stupidity I've had to put up with since getting to this country is starting to wear on my last nerve.

Besides, he's distracting me from my coffee. He deserves it.

~S

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Different shop, not so far away. The coffee is okay, but there's nowhere closer that isn't wretched.

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Just go to the coffee shop from before, they are not wretched unless you antagonise the baristas -do not antagonise the baristas- and as long as they know your tastes and you tip well they will generally stock odd things like "I like to put used motor oil in my macchiato" or "I eat raw eggs"

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Esme had a prior engagement, or I would have.

~S