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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

Well, here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Sisyphus climbed the mountain and then came crashing down in spectacular fashion. Now that I have had time to reflect, I believe I have some things to say.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

The @ TorontoMapleLeafs lose Game 7. Again. Anyone is welcome to stop me if they have heard this story before. They play like they're one of the best teams in the NHL for a full season, and then they fall apart as soon as the games actually matter.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

How is anyone ever meant to care about any regular season game this team plays ever again? Clearly it's not indicative of how they will play when they need to show up.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

(The team has failed to make it past the first round since 2004. Almost 20 years. Nearly as long as my sisters have been alive. Not a single success in my lifetime of being a fan.)

So, again, stop me if you have heard this one before.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

Also, I would be stunned if this wasn't Justin Holl's last game in a Leaf's jersey. I do not believe I have ever seen him play well, and it is hard to say that I am sad to see him go.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

The most amazing thing we learned this series is that it is illegal to even look at Stephen Stamkos if he's chasing someone down, but apparently wakeboarding is legal in the NHL so long as the surfer is Alex Killorn and the board is Austin Freaking Matthews.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

On the one hand, it could be claimed that the Leafs did a phenomenal job considering black and white stripes were apparently the secret alternate Tampa jersey this series. On the other, Wes McCauley and Eric Furlatt have a combined 1500 games, 320 playoff games, and a combined 40 years of experience.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

They are the best the NHL has to offer. This was the best this game could have possibly been called. This is not a complement.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

Bottom line, this team could not get it done. Again. And the fact that for a moment they tricked me into thinking that they could makes it all the more painful.

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Sophie Perfect Ten
@ TenCaratsPureIce

...the worst part is, I am being irrational and I know it. Last year the team blew a 3-1 lead against a terrible opponent. This year it was the twice-reigning champions, and they almost won. The owners objectively made all the right calls, the team played great. Their best just was not good enough this time.

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The leafs and game 7 losses, name a more iconic duo.

Are... we aware we have posted this to the journals?

Wait is this why a Leafs scarf was hanging on the patio chair? I thought it was Garrison's. It is in the mail room.

...I very deliberately turned this off. I know that I did.

How do I delete this without deleting it elsewhere?

I have no idea, I do not have twitter.

Spectacular.

I'm going to burn this mansion down with all of you inside it.

Kane and Canadian beers, less iconic and more of an inevitable duo.

You just made the list.

Oh hon it's cute you think you're the first one to put me on a list. 😘

Death, taxes, the collapse of the Toronto Maple Leafs. You can only avoid one.

I am an officer of the law... which limits the depth of the scorn and anger I can direct towards you.

Please do not arrest my lawyer I need her

You want some sorrow wings and beer while I talk shit about everyone else's sports teams too?

That reminds me, I should go watch the Avalanche game 3 at Harry's tomorrow.

You also made the list.

I wasn't already on it? You must be slipping, Special Inspector.

I am going to ruin all of X-Force. All of you guys are hockey apostates.

babe you don't have to rub salt in the old man's wounds like that

Is that a general commentary, or a specific plan? Because dude, some of us have shoes in there.

...we should consider accidentally posting things more in the future if this is the fun that we get to cause with it.

Celeste, do you mind if I post more things? ~S

Don't even think about it.

~C

You should post more things!

Tampa's a brutal opponent. I don't envy teams that get them first round.